Mélodie Nelson

Musique: Collectif, Douze hommes rapaillés

Nourriture: spaghetti cuisine par une Betty Boobs italienne

Mon premier mari il tripait danse lascive, cigarette after sexe et filles grassouillettes qui sentent la pizza. Moi je tripais asiatique, pas lui. Francishou m’a déjà promis trip à trois lui, moi et asian girl de dix-huit ans. Alexandre Le Grand, lui, tripe pornstars, milfs, bas-jarretelles, tatouages sur les fesses, dirty talk et que je l’appelle « maître » le premier janvier 2009. Les japonaises? Je m’en fouette un peu maintenant, mais putain j’aimerais avoir leur peau qui a l’air toujours parfaite, leur teint de pêche rosé et leurs recettes de cuisine.

J’ai trouvé dans un livre super original pourquoi les mecs (à part mon premier mari) aiment beaucoup, beaucoup les filles asiatiques à gros bush.

« Ninety-five percent of white males have experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon, such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the nuclear bomb, and the Vietnam War.

Another factor that draws white guys to Asian women is that white women are jealous of them.

Take the fact that Asian women well into their thirties and forties retain teen or college-girl looks without the help of Botox, yoga or a trendy diet. Asian woman also avoid key white-women characteristics such as having a midlife crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children. »

source inspirante: Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like, Random House, 2008

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